Talks with food in mouth...

This is a new cool food blog. Written by a New Yorker and full of sentiments that I can completely agree with (which, of course, is the hallmark of a good blog, right?):

Vegetarianism is also a cheap way to be noticed. You're throwing a party, and you think, "Oh, I'll make a chicken salad for everyone," then you realize, "Oh wait, X is a vegetarian." Vegans are even more annoying, some going so far to not eat honey. "Bee slavery" they call bee farms. Go fuck yourself. If there's any field that doesn't hurt the animals being cultivated, it's harvesting honey. It's in the interest of the harvester to hope his bees flourish. Taking honey doesn't hurt the bees, doesn't kill them, so what is the problem? Vegan women often have problems dating, because let's face it, a guy who says, "Oh, does that have gluten? I'm allergic" is probably not a guy you want to date.

Agreed. Although I think this is less of a problem--you don't run into this much anymore, at least on the west coast. Maybe it's that men are essentially too selfish to adopt anything close to vegetarianism. The one male that I did know was straight and a pescatarian--he would eat fish and seafood. He has since given up the folly of his ways and his wife (hippies, both of them) was never so foolish.

On a different note, from the same writer, is this. Oh, man, is he absolutely right. I don't ever want another dessert made from some kind of rice paste.

...more than you can chew

Just started reading Greg Palast's Armed Madhouse recently. I highly recommend it's reading. Although it lacks, so far, any air-tight case against any of the calumny he rails against, he does provide a road map to congressional investigators looking for the smoking guns to any number of Big Brother-type abuses committed by this insane administration.

His point is mainly to stir the pot. So, if you are looking to have your pot stirred...

netflixation: The obsession comes full circle

So I never really did watch The O. C. when it was on. But now I've netflixed it and I'm almost thru season 1. If you were obsessed with the show, I wrote one post about it 2 years ago, linking to the great writing about the show on another blog.

Now I'm in the thick of it, getting hooked on the soapy adventures of Seth and Ryan back in that wild, wild year 2003. I know that Marissa dies in season 3, but I have to say that I can't wait for it to happen. Misha Barton is the weak link on the show--her odd, jerky head tics are so distracting that I barely notice now what she is saying--my eyes just fixate on her avian motions.

Disc 7, the last of season one, should arrive tomorrow. I'm debating whether or not to write any more about this. Is it pathetic enough just admitting that I'm into this show? Would I make it intolerably worse for myself by blogging about a show that isn't even on TV anymore? Since I have a readership of exactly 1 does this even matter?

The Five Stages of Gay Dating

I. Dating--dating more than one person at a time is okay. sex is not necessarily part of the deal and its probably not very good anyway. frequent bar-hopping and clubbing.

II. Serious Dating--you are not boyfriends yet, but you are dating exclusively. sex definitely part of the deal--usually it's the dessert at the end of every date and it had better be great or there is no chance to get to stage III. still bar-hopping and clubbing, but not often--you both start to eschew the scene in favor of dinners/movies/taking walks/going away for a weekend here and there.

III. Boyfriends--congratulations, you are now officially "together". usually a minimum of 3-6 months to get to this stage--any faster and chances are high that one or both of you are co-dependent (you don't need a boyfriend--you need a therapist). sex is fantastic and frequent, 5-6x per week, sometimes more. you alternate staying at each others' places on weekends. clubbing and bar-hopping only when your single friends beg you to go out with them, for birthdays, or for gay high holy days like halloween and pride.

IV. "Married"--maybe you live together now, maybe not. sex is fantastic but rare. your friends are his friends and vice versa. you start being sick of the sight of him. does he always have to go with you everywhere? you begin to wonder. clubs and bars are places you "used to hang out at, but not anymore". winetasting is now the approved activity. if you are a cheater, this is when you start cheating (if you were cheating before now, it just means you are a 'ho at heart, embrace it).

V. Swinging--one of you asks about opening up the relationship and you both agree. this can go on for years and may or may not save the relationship, who knows? but really, why bother with the risk? save yourself the years of stage V and just break it off--you're not getting any younger. remain friends and keep the friends of his that you always liked anyway. after a few weeks or months (depending on how emotionally detached you are) start with stage one again.

Rinse. Repeat.

Sick, Sad World

This is just too weird for comment.

Good for you, Mr. Bush...oh wait, nevermind

Before anyone applauds Bush for doubling AIDS funding in developing nations, keep in mind we are talking about President George W. Bush.

Witness the clusterfuck (and really, read the whole thing):

Over the past six years George W. Bush's faith-based Administration and a conservative Republican Congress transformed the small-time abstinence-only business into a billion-dollar industry. These dangerously ineffective sexual health enterprises flourish not because they spread "family values" but because of generous helpings of the same pork-heavy gumbo Bush & Co. brought to war-blighted Iraq and Katrina-hammered New Orleans--a mix of back-scratching cronyism, hefty partisan campaign donations, high-dollar lobbyists, a revolving door for political appointees and a lack of concern for results.

One of the chief cooks is a media-shy 63-year-old Catholic multimillionaire, welfare privatizer and Republican donor named Raymond Ruddy. With close ties to the White House, federal health officials and Republican power brokers that date back to W.'s days as Texas governor, Ruddy has leveraged his generous wallet and insider muscle to push an ultraconservative social agenda, enrich a preferred network of abstinence-only and antiabortion groups, boost profits for his company and line the pockets of his cronies--all with taxpayer dollars.

[snip]

"There are three areas we're about," Malloy said. "We're promoting pro-life causes, abstinence and HIV/AIDS prevention in Africa and we're now moving with that into China." In addition to lavishly funding an army of antiabortion and abstinence-only groups nationwide, Gerard also pumps hundreds of thousands of dollars into the Federalist Society, Americans for Tax Reform, Concerned Women for America, the Family Research Council and other conservative causes. Through Gerard, Ruddy contracted Chuck Donovan, vice president of FRC, to write an "investigative" attack on Planned Parenthood, published in Crisis magazine. Gerard also underwrote a propaganda video touting Uganda's discredited abstinence-only HIV prevention program.

The answer is "no". The question, of course: "Is there anything--anywhere, on any level--that this administration doesn't manage to fuck up?"

Dreams of a new career...

My friend refers to this place as "the retard museum"--far be it from me to otherwise characterize this latest shithole of wingnut amuricana (slogan: "Prepare to believe"). But, this flat-earth endeavor will forever be an artesian well of teh funny.

You say you wanna be a barista at the retard museum's "Noah's Café"? Here are the job requirements:

Requirements:

1. Passion for God


2. Must have a professional appearance


3. Be team oriented


4. Friendly, cheerful and sensitive to the needs of guests


5. Excellent customer service skills

And make sure you bring the following to your interview:

• Resume
• Salvation testimony
• Creation belief statement
• Confirmation of your agreement with the AiG Statement of Faith

Part of the "Statement of Faith" reads "The Holy Spirit lives and works in each believer to produce the fruits of righteousness"--in this case, the fruits of righteousness being hot cocoa, chai latté as well as a selection of biscotti and scones.

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Jobs up in May...June will be a whole 'nother story

Oh, this is really very sad...

RNC fires phone solicitors
Published May 31, 2007

The Republican National Committee, hit by a grass-roots donors' rebellion over President Bush's immigration policy, has fired all 65 of its telephone solicitors, Ralph Z. Hallow will report Friday in The Washington Times.

Faced with an estimated 40 percent fall-off in small-donor contributions and aging phone-bank equipment that the RNC said would cost too much to update, Anne Hathaway, the committee's chief of staff, summoned the solicitations staff last week and told them they were out of work, effective immediately, the fired staffers told The Times.

If your conscience and browser allow you to click thru to the Moonie Times, you can read the whole thing.